Thursday, August 23, 2007


How Khubz Savvy Are You?


Don't be scared. There are some trick questions!




  1. Khubz reliably points at a _______ when you say it in Spanish


    2. Lesbian

    Fan

    Mango

    Spider



  2. The word "khubz" means


    3. Foot in Spanish

    Foot in Arabic

    Bread in Spanish

    Bread in Arabic



  3. Who is Khubz's "real mother"?


    4. Scully

    Fruitfemme

    The Goddess

    What kind of question is that, you asshole--don't you read the blog?



  4. When I labored with Khubz


    5. It lasted 52 hours

    It happened 7 days early

    I was 10 minutes away from a C-Section

    All of the above



  5. Khubz' full, real name has ____ syllables in it


    6. 198

    7

    11

    14



  6. Before Khubz was born she was known as


    7. Queerspawn

    Zyggy

    Mayor of Wombville

    Heartburn



  7. How many states has Khubz traveled to?


    8. 8

    9 (Texas counts twice!)

    11

    4



  8. Which of the following have we not read out loud to Khubz?


    9. Instructions for lowering her crib

    Personal Penguin

    Orientalism

    The Well of Loneliness



  9. Khubz will drop everything for


    10. Leche

    The itsy bitsy spider

    A tasty tortuga

    All of the above



  10. Khubz's favorite food is


    11. Cheerios

    Frijoles

    Icecream

    Whatever the Mommies are eating (often one of the above)



Good for you! You finished the quiz!



Posted by the fruitfemme at 6:16 AM

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3 comments:

Two Shews said...

Woot! I scored a 40 out of 50 the first time. A 50 out of 50 the second time, because I believe that tests should be a learning instrument not a vehicle for low self worth, and so I learned which language pie was. I should get extra credit for the syllable one, though.

August 23, 2007 at 4:37 PM
f.l. said...

40 out of 50. There were some hard ones in the mix, but it was one of the most fun quizzes I have ever taken. I love the subject!

August 23, 2007 at 4:54 PM
the fruitfemme said...

Yeehaw! I'll definitely prepare some baked goods for you both once it cools off enough to bake, that is.

August 24, 2007 at 12:13 AM

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