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10 Weird Things/Habits/Little-Known Facts About Me
10) When eating with a fork the tines must be perfectly even. When sitting down at a restaurant Scully will often hand me her fork so I can inspect both available forks and choose the most suitable one. If the fork is malleable, I'll often straighten the tines out before eating. (and then I am often found stealing the silverware)
9) I discovered I was a lesbian the first time I ate a pomegranate
8) I believe barefootedness is next to godliness (a take on the signs at the rec center in riyadh 'cleanliness is next to godliness')
7) I can deconstruct motherguilt as a very sophisticated genre of misogyny but I haven't been able to rationalize my way out of it.
6) I know one palindrome in spanish : reconocer ( to recognize or acknowledge as in, "quiero reconocer un palindrome" )
5) If I ever get a dog, and it's a hotdog dog, I'll name her Bun. If I get any other kind of dog, I'll name her Tidbit.
4) I love puffer fish, hot dog dogs and bunnies (although not all together) and I frequently name animals I don't yet own and likely never will.
3) My left ear is currently impacted (whaaat?)
2) I believe the itsy bitsy spider to be an all powerful magical chant
1) I believe the universe loves and protects me. Except when I fear her.
I was tagged by rivolta.
Two Shews, it's your turn!
2 comments:
I hate to burst your bubble, but rather than title this blog entry "little known facts about me" it should be titled "top 10 things *everyone* knows about me"
You LOLed me.
You're funny. I don't know who you are. But you're very funny.
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