Thursday, June 21, 2007


We all know it is obnoxious to give unsolicited advice. Instead let me offer the first in an installment I'm calling: iiktwikn

If I Knew Then What I Know Now
Cell Phone:

  • Must have a feature to let me silence it without opening it
  • Must not have any menu button also act as a "end call" button causing me to hang up constantly on people
  • Must not rely on rebate to be in my price range
  • Must not be a piece of shit
  • Must not have a creepy red message alert bar reminiscent of Maximillian from the Black Hole

Thanks for tuning in to today's episode of iiktwikn. Stay tuned for upcoming features on carseats, homebuying, flying with a 8 month old, dvd player and nursing bras.

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