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If I Knew Then What I Know Now
Cell Phone:

• Must have a feature to let me silence it without opening it
• Must not have any menu button also act as a "end call" button causing me to hang up constantly on people
• Must not rely on rebate to be in my price range
• Must not be a piece of shit
• Must not have a creepy red message alert bar reminiscent of Maximillian from the Black Hole

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