Random Assessments
Clearly I need to use the word "dyke" more.
Apparently "fuck" does not negatively impact your rating.
And this (below) is exactly why I abstain from participation
in "safety committees"
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(unfortunately translates as "bread foot")
Yes, yes. Another mommy blog. Queer,Araby, Femme & Feminist politics, occassional bad poetry and what else? A fruit fetish. See for yourself.
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The Cast
- Fruitfemme-- "Mommy" or "Uma" or "UmmKhubz." Your humble author
- Scully--"Mama." Beloved partner.
- Khubz--Our daughter. Let me say that again because I just love how it sounds. Our daughter.
- Thumper--Our newest addition. Little man, big feet. Our glorious son.
Pie de Khubz
(unfortunately translates as "bread foot")
Pie de Thumper
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- weather
- It's okay. You can look now
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- race wars are always an internal battle
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- Frutia Exotica
- iiktwikn
- In Dignity
- Rent-a-Man or why we're awesome!
- Who Run Bartertown?
- The Fruitfemme Index
- Oh, Fuck off, Christopher Hitchens. . .
- Feel better, gentle reader
- Oh I give up
- Fruitfemme by the Numbers
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- (sigh)
- why i suck
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long live the cloud!
Gaze at the watermelon
5 comments:
I have a 39% chance of surviving...kinda makes you wonder how i did better, huh? Let's just say you'd be best not to come to my house in the event of an invasion. In other good news, my body is worth $4200 according to the cadaver quiz.
How do you suppose i translate that into value for my bank account? And what do you think, "Choose the option that best describes the hair on your head", has to do with the value of my body? Do i get bonus points for cutting my own hair?!?
All this is to say, if i don't make it in the zombie invasion (even though my odds are better than yours..sorry), sell my body!!!
a
I just want you all to know that I have a 50% chance of surviving a zombie apocalypse!!! Now you know who to turn to in your hour of need.
S
Woo hoo! I am 50% zombie proof. I'm not rubbing it in or anything. It just means that if the zombies get to you, I am totally willing to take Khubz to safety. (Deleted my last comment 'cuz it had spaleng irrirs).
I however got a 57% chance of survival so come with me if you want to live but be prepared to die if you turn into a zombie. Sorry but I will take you down!
p.s. Why on earth would you run to a hospital for safety! DUH!
scully
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