queen of prelabor

Let me tell you how I really feel. Sigh. I am having contractions but they don't seem to be going anywhere. You remember that movie the Blair witch project? They were lost in the woods the whole time and you kept yelling at the screen " just follow the fucking river already!! You will stop going in circles and we can all get on with the fucking movie! "

this is about about where I am. We all know there will be an exciting climax. In my case labor. Inthe case of the movie, a bloody, badly acted death scene. Both exciting to be sure. But how much do we all have to suffer before getting to it???

We know the main event is coming. Now we just have to wander aimlessly through the woods for a while with all sorts of teaser moments to keep things exciting. Really, the mini faker climax has just never been my thing.