Thursday, July 24, 2008

By the Way. . . .

If you are the root cause of someone else having to freak the fuck out and scramble to do something that you were supposed to take care of. . . .Do NOT start the conversation out with "You need to take a deep breath. Sorry to be so directive, but seriously Fruitfemme, you need to calm down."

Excuse me?

Scully did not say that shit when I was in labor birthing her child.

You do not get to email me a nicely wrapped package of SHIT and then TELL ME TO SMILE AS I EAT IT.

FUCK YOU.

1 comment:

scully said...

Let's all take a deep breath!