Mommy, I love you more

Than a grass hopper loves grass!

Gift received From the big girl this afternoon to hold forever in my heart.

Need to know basis

> I don't need to know who
> And I don't need to know why
> But I would like to know how long
>
> How long was the slice of processed cheese stuck to the outside of our screen door before someone noticed? It looked like it may have wintered there.
>
> Additionally, how long was it there after someone noticed? How long did it stick there, willfully ignored, in the hopes that someone else would defend the dignity of our backdoor?

Need to know basis

I don't need to know who
And I don't need to know why
But I would like to know how long

How long was the slice of processed cheese stuck to the outside of our screen door before someone noticed? It looked like it may have wintered there.

Additionally, how long was it there after someone noticed? How long did it stick there, willfully ignored, in the hopes that someone else would defend the dignity of our backdoor?

Khubz wins a prize

For worst trip to the dentist ever. 

She is now asleep. 

She puked all over their carpeted reception area. Three times. She got puke all over her shirt y shoes. I took her to the bathroom to clean up y she left little vomit footprints the whole way. 

This happened right after we walked in the door. Before I could even give them her name. It was totally horrible. 

She felt much better after puking y wanted to stay so she cd get her teeth cleaned y get a new tbrush! I told her no. Really, it seemed like the only reasonable answer. 

I took her shirt off y wrapped my cardigan around her. Two receptionists were wearing masks y gloves y scrubbing up a lot of puke. It was disgusting. 

I want to take a tray of cookies or fruit or something in to them. I feel really bad. I don't know why puke is embarrassing but it is. They were so nice. I tried to clean it but they shooed me away with a "this happens more often than you might think".  I will think of that every time I see really ugly carpet at a dentist office. Ah, they're probably just planning ahead. 

There is apparently a stomach flu going round the preschool. 

Poor girl. When she said this morning that her tummy hurt I thought she was just nervous.

 One of these days I will learn to stop projecting!