Showing posts with label don't blame me: guest bloggers. Show all posts
Showing posts with label don't blame me: guest bloggers. Show all posts

Tuesday, August 28, 2007

In my defense

Really, it's not like I collect personal information about people coming to the blog. The only cookies I embrace are of the type mentioned by Two Shews. In truth, I wouldn't know how to collect personal information or how to sell it. (although the corporations have been clamoring for a while to get at the massive traffic on my blog. i promise. sort of.)

It is amusing to see what search categories land people here. Key phrases from different posts all get mashed together and suddenly google says I'm a match for someone looking for "dyke bumps with fruit vomit."

So with a curious spirit I noted that someone searched for the famous Somossa Rivolta and landed here. Sure she was googling herself (thank the goddess i'm not narcissistic like that) I checked to see if it was from her town. No. . . .?

Let the mystery begin.

It does feel a bit rude to call someone out on the blog. Really, if you know somossa, you know she's pushy like that. She made me do it.

Guest Blogger: Sommossa Rivolta

I Heart Plano, TX

Ok, no I don't actually.

But it turns out that someone there has found me, or someone else with my exact name, interesting. The reason I know this is because my friend fruitfemme has a site hit counter thing on her blog, and apparently noticed that someone got to her page a couple of times by googling my first and last name with an IP address registered in Plano, TX.

I have thought very hard about every remote connection to Texas that I have. No one of whom I have thought lives in or near Plano-- that I can recall.

I assume I know this person, because of my utter lack of fame or notoriety. Is it someone I know from years ago? Or someone I know currently?

I'm just dying of curiosity. Dying!!! Seriously, I can't stand the mystery. I must have answers. One thing you cannot learn about me from google is that I have no tolerance for ambiguity and unanswered questions.

I do feel a little bit bad. I totally google people I know or don't know all the time. And if I got called out on a blog, I would be a little weirded out. So, I totally apologize to you, mystery friend. Don't feel bad. Everyone does it. Including me, with frightening regularity.

I am a very nice girl. I am hoping that you are very nice and well-intentioned too. If you are, I promise that I will be my usual nice, kind, polite, self if you drop me an email here:

sommossa_crazy at yahoo dot com

Who are you?

Monday, July 2, 2007

Blogging from Monterrey

hola desde monterrey nos da mucho gusto a mi mama y a mi que nos acompañaran estos dias, fue un placer tenerlas con nosotros y sobre todo que nos hayan dado la oportunidad de haber conocido a esa hermosa princesita que es lupita, las queremos mucho y saben que aqui tienen su casa y esperamos que las proxima vez que las veamos, (espero que sea muy pronto), no sea para estar en monterrey, si no que ojala nos vallamos a CANCUN...


las queremos mucho y las vamos a extrañar!!!
atte.
grace y rosy.